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[neuroticat]

[ SOME DWEEB is sitting on an overturned robot. He's playing a game on his cellphone but next to him is a gym bag with tennis shoes and a volleyball.

Clearly you should bother him :u ]

Comments

[helicine]

Don't forget your stuff.

[neuroticat]

Ah. Yeah . . . guess I need it.

[ picks up his bag and slings it over his shoulder. ]

Ready . . .

[helicine]

Replacements are expensive, so don't lose it.

[ turning on his heel to start walking. ]

[neuroticat]

Yeah, I know . . . can't play without it anyway . . .

[ follows. ]

[helicine]

The body can't function without the "brain", so guard your stuff with your life.

[neuroticat]

. . . do you have to put it like that . . .

[helicine]

It's the truth. There's no use being embarrassed about it.

[neuroticat]

It's definitely awkward. . .

[helicine]

Doesn't it sound cool?

[neuroticat]

[ sigh ]

Not really. . .

[helicine]

Everyone else thinks so.

[ . . . ]

I'll call you our heart, then. [ because you're our backbone but do you even have any ]

[neuroticat]

Everyone . . .

[ shakes his head ]

. . . That's even worse, you know.

[helicine]

Then, brain it is.

[neuroticat]

. . .

Brain it is . . .

[helicine]

[ :> I am definitely not a bully. ]

Yosh, let's go. [ and pass by a few robots i guess. giving all of them a Look but we're not picking fights with the friendly robots today. ]

[neuroticat]

[ my best friend the bully . . . ]

Right, right . . . [ hunches his shoulders a bit, keeping an eye out '-' for . . . everything really. ]

i can't see your volleyball plurks this distresses me

[helicine]

Hmm. . . [ thumbing his chin ] It's strange. There are a lot of these machines, but no people.

:c plurk is fixed now at least

[neuroticat]

Except us, really. . .

[helicine]

. . .

[ reaches for your cheek ]

[neuroticat]

[ . . . watches him ]

I'm not a robot, by the way. . .

[helicine]

[ . . . stops, hand still outstretched ]

You sure?

[ can I check anyway ]

[neuroticat]

[ if you must ]

When have I ever been a robot . . .

[helicine]

Who knows? Maybe you were exchanged for a robot that looks exactly like you. You know, like on TV.

[ hhhhesitates and then pulls your cheek a bit ]

. . . Or not! [ grins. ]

[neuroticat]

[ leans into the pull with a huff ]

Kuroooo. . . Did you confirm I'm still me . . .

[ but reaches up to grab for Kuro's cheek too :T ]

[helicine]

[ allowing this, so he's TALKING WITH HIS CHEEK PULLED ]

Yehhhp, it'sh you, alright. Thish'sh 100% Kenma skin.

[ not letting go though ]