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[neuroticat]

[ SOME DWEEB is sitting on an overturned robot. He's playing a game on his cellphone but next to him is a gym bag with tennis shoes and a volleyball.

Clearly you should bother him :u ]

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[neuroticat]

[ my best friend the bully . . . ]

Right, right . . . [ hunches his shoulders a bit, keeping an eye out '-' for . . . everything really. ]

i can't see your volleyball plurks this distresses me

[helicine]

Hmm. . . [ thumbing his chin ] It's strange. There are a lot of these machines, but no people.

:c plurk is fixed now at least

[neuroticat]

Except us, really. . .

[helicine]

. . .

[ reaches for your cheek ]

[neuroticat]

[ . . . watches him ]

I'm not a robot, by the way. . .

[helicine]

[ . . . stops, hand still outstretched ]

You sure?

[ can I check anyway ]

[neuroticat]

[ if you must ]

When have I ever been a robot . . .

[helicine]

Who knows? Maybe you were exchanged for a robot that looks exactly like you. You know, like on TV.

[ hhhhesitates and then pulls your cheek a bit ]

. . . Or not! [ grins. ]

[neuroticat]

[ leans into the pull with a huff ]

Kuroooo. . . Did you confirm I'm still me . . .

[ but reaches up to grab for Kuro's cheek too :T ]

[helicine]

[ allowing this, so he's TALKING WITH HIS CHEEK PULLED ]

Yehhhp, it'sh you, alright. Thish'sh 100% Kenma skin.

[ not letting go though ]

[neuroticat]

[ . . .

PULLS HARDER. ]

[helicine]

[ THEN I'LL PULL HARDER TOO ]

[neuroticat]

. . . Kuroooo. . .

[helicine]

Hmmm?

[neuroticat]

[ stops pulling on Kuro's cheek but instead pokes him in the cheek.

:I . . . ]

[helicine]

[ releases his cheek almost as soon as Kenma does, and gives it a light slap and a rub with a laugh. ]

Alright! The store is waiting.

[ aaaand continuing on like this exchange didn't even happen ]

[neuroticat]

[ . . . omg u


shrugs and walks after him ]

It doesn't really wait you know . . .

[helicine]

[ u got a problem bro ]

Store hours might be different up in these mountains.

[neuroticat]

. . . then we'll have to walk even further . . .

[helicine]

If we have to do that, I'll put you on one of those robots and you can ride one to the next store.

[neuroticat]

If we're going to do that . . .



. . . we might as well ride together so . . .

[helicine]

. . . Huh.

Well, it might break, but it might not. We could try.

[neuroticat]

. . . or we can both walk . . .

[helicine]

Why? It sounds fun. We don't have to wait until we get to the store to find one, either.

[neuroticat]

Dunno might not be . . .