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[ sure is an adorable little girl standing in a pile of monster corpse tossing a few coins in the air ]

What the fuck is this shit? Seriously.

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Ooh, big words.

Would you like a few more? Cumdumpster, cuntwaffle, shitsack. . .

Don't stop on my account. What else do you have in your limited vocabulary?

Having fun feeling superior? It must be a real riot from your perspective!

Yes, that would be why I'm having this conversation.

Got anything useful to say, you boring bastard?

No… Nope, nothing's coming to mind. We can go back to your vocabulary if you can't think of anything else. There's something morbidly fascinating about your aggression.

Are you some kind of voyeur? I don't mind giving you a show, but you'll have to participate too.

[completely deadpan.]

Yes, I get off to little girls talking about shitsacks. You've figured out my terrible secret.

Aw man, that's too easy. We need a little more despair and agony.

I'm more in the hope and fulfillment business, myself.

That's not so bad but the best part is after that. When someone realizes the world is going to do nothing but shit on them for the rest of their life and they'll be crawling around like worms begging for something better but the only thing they can do is roll around and come in their own filth.

Exactly how many people have told you that you're a very creepy child in need of some serious therapy? I'm curious.

Hey do you know the best place to bury a doctor's body?

I'll take that as a "lots."

To be honest, just one and then I went to jail. Therapy's not very effective anyway.

No, I can see that.

Just put on a sad face, right? Everyone will swallow a lie.

If they're incompetent enough, sure.

What a real piece of shit you are! The actual legitimate 'competence', huh?

I don't deal in therapy myself. Don't bother asking.

So? Whaddaya do?

Neurosurgery.

I should cut your fucking head off.

Yes, I imagine that would go over well.