morethanafeeling | (no subject)

[ sure is an adorable little girl standing in a pile of monster corpse tossing a few coins in the air ]

What the fuck is this shit? Seriously.

And… because I'm a head doctor, you want to cut off my head? That's creative. How old are you again?

It's just conversation.

Not very stimulating conversation. Why don't we go back to your vocabulary and start again?

I need to get something out of this too, doc.

Based on the topics we've already covered, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that doesn't sound like something I'd enjoy.

We could fuck.

We could not. That's disgusting.

Doesn't that make it all the better.

Ohhh, I don't want to know, but… has anyone… taken you up on that suggestion?

Sure enough. Just some tears and spreading my legs and some poor bastard crawls over to me and begs for it.

Suddenly I'm feeling the urge to get very, very drunk.

Don't run away now, Doc.

Generally, alcohol impairs running.

Don't be so narrow.

Yeah, I'm a fan of that narrow thing. Stability: you should look into it sometime.