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[timeforcoffee]

[who wants to say hi to a skinny demon in puffy pants sitting on a tree branch and looking down as the world passes by? probably not you. (but come say hi anyway.)]

Well, well, well… Hello there. I must say, this comes as a bit of a surprise.

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[lovedinvein]

[b-busted]

At least they all taste different?

[timeforcoffee]

Do they? I'm afraid gourmet is n't my area of expertise.

[lovedinvein]

But there's gotta be something you like.

[timeforcoffee]

Oh, I have my hobbies.

[lovedinvein]

Well, tell me! Well, unless it's something like mass murder. Then you can skip.

[timeforcoffee]

Really, do I look like I'm capable of something like that?

[brushes a hand down over torso and abdomen.]

But at the moment, I'm more interested in you.

[lovedinvein]

Aw, that's sweet. A little creepy, but sweet.

[timeforcoffee]

Please. It's hardly creepy to enjoy the occasional bit of small talk.

[lovedinvein]

About trees and the deliciousness that is fruit juice?

[timeforcoffee]

There are plenty of fruits here. I'm sure nobody would mind if you took one.

[lovedinvein]

Do you think they have any pomegranates? Or cranberries? Do cranberries grow on trees?

[timeforcoffee]

So close, but no. They're a shrub; you'd better start looking closer to the ground.