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[subconsciousness]

[You see this sticker?

It's stuck to you. And it's not coming off. Worst of all, someone seems to have filled in the blank space with some kind of identifying information. It might even be information you'd rather not have on a sticker on full display. In fact, it probably is! Have fun with that.]

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[subconsciousness]

["Hello, I am ❚❚☂❚❚❚ああああ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚" ... wait, what? well, she seems unconcerned by it.]

[thebirdflew]

["Hello, I am a shut-in who really needs to get out more."]

Like that's my fault...

[actingnormal]

Oh, that's so sad.

[thebirdflew]

Not really.

I suppose I should spoiler-mark this for Hatoful Boyfriend…

[actingnormal]

If it weren't sad, then you wouldn't still be hanging around. It's definitely sad.

[thebirdflew]

[h-huffs]

That... doesn't have anything to do with this.

[actingnormal]

No? You should tell me so that I can help you move on.

[thebirdflew]

... not interested.

[actingnormal]

Huh? There's got to be something tying you here. I can help.

[thebirdflew]

...

You're pretty nosy.

[actingnormal]

What was that?

[thebirdflew]

I said, you're nosy...

[actingnormal]

Nosy? I am a miko. It's my job to help people and move spirits on.

[thebirdflew]

Isn't that a little outdated...? These days, it's more like souvenir sales job.

[actingnormal]

What?! No, no, definitely not. You must be a very old ghost.

[thebirdflew]

[I have a book. It's more interesting than you.]

[actingnormal]

Hey! You can't just start ignoring me!

[thebirdflew]

[Gosh, this book is fascinating. Turns the page.]

[actingnormal]

[…:)

GRABS AND STARTS TO SHAKE]

PAY ATTENTION!

[thebirdflew]

[--BOOKS ALSO MAKE GOOD SELF-DEFENSE WEAPONS. tries to whack her with it.]

What are you doing?!

[actingnormal]

[bookish dove vs. fighting miko: who do you think will win this.]

There, now we're talking again.

[thebirdflew]

[stfu]

Why does that even matter...

[actingnormal]

You shouldn't just stop speaking to someone who's trying very hard to help you out.

[thebirdflew]

I didn't ask for your help.

[actingnormal]

But I'm offering anyway.

[thebirdflew]

Well, good for you.

[actingnormal]

[>:( … deep breath.]

Why don't you want my help?

[thebirdflew]

I don't need it.

[actingnormal]

Don't be ridiculous. I mean your actual reason.

[thebirdflew]

I also don't know you, and you're noisy.

[actingnormal]

Oh, right, I should introduce myself. I'm Kagura.

[thebirdflew]

[... grudgingly...]

Fujishiro Nageki.

[actingnormal]

It's nice to meet you.

[thebirdflew]

[... looks back down at his book '-']

[actingnormal]

[irritated huff.]

Honestly…

[thebirdflew]

Sorry if I'm not conforming to your ideas.

[he's not sorry at all.]

[actingnormal]

You could be a little more forthcoming with why when someone's going out of her way for you.

[thebirdflew]

I don't really see it as a favor.

[actingnormal]

You're so unfriendly! Ugh!

[malpractice]

["Hello, I am wanted for multiple murders and kidnappings."]

... ah. Hm.

[ballandchain]

["Hello, I am soulbonded to a complete moron." trying to rip it off the front of his shirt.]

Not that I disagree, but why isn't this coming off--?!

[goeatworms]

["Hello, I eat minds."]

Oh, that's a new one.

[ballandchain]

[pause. looks up. ... smile!!]

Aha. Ha. Is it?

[goeatworms]

[:) :) :)]

You could say it's an area of interest.

[ballandchain]

It's really not that interesting!

[goeatworms]

[so how do you feel about psychic probes?]

I disagree.